He sits here within hearing range when they have their meetings. He delivers their letters to each other. He's in the perfect position to take down their secret organization.

It's not blood. It's, uh...a red wine marinade.

mmm...an upskirt shot.

Pretty

I've been giving the environment artists a hard time for some minor annoyances with the water, but that barrier with the silhouette of the castle is a cool effect. Very cinematic!

13-year-old me: Whoa! Look at the cool water effects! It actually looks shiny and has moving waves! 23-year-old me: That's not how water works. Shouldn't the current fade out a little instead of ju...

"Should we make the barrier discolored by the waves?" *slow zoom in on their boss with eerie music playing "No. That's just what they'll be expecting us to do!"

"So I guess we just render the environment normally and then mask the barrier in post, yeah?" "But what if there's water in front of it?" "Just draw it over the waves. Nobody will notice."

They all look like Link just said something incredibly stupid.

Me too, buddy. Me too.

I could've sworn that was a blizzard there a second ago.

Link had to forget his girlfriend's beautiful fragrance to learn the scent of some dusty old ghost. Now they want him to memorize the stench of a gross, smelly fish. Why? Why must we torment him so?

#ThingsI'dLikeToSayAtWork

Soon they will rue!

This sun speaks to me on a spiritual level.

Spell check, anyone?

I hate to say it, but this part of the game has not aged well at all.

Excuse me?