I don't know if you kids know what ptfo is, but clearly, I can't just casually play anymore. Nothing but spawn campers and cowards that only shot to kill, not to turf, then just run away. It would ...

Thank you to those who made the matches this afternoon a blast! I had loads of fun, seeing we were all equally matched and not rushing so much. A memorable moment for the books, 3-manning a 4 Group...

If any friends are up for it, I'll be turf waring from Dusk 'til Dawn! Literally. Do join and leave whenever you'd like, it's just always fun to splat together with friends every so often.

Another shoutout, and this is to Ayden! Before sadly disconnecting, Ayden and I had an awesome team together with our Machine Guns! Definitely a time for the books!

If any friends want to join me, I'll be playing some Turf war in 20-30 minutes. Have fun! :P

Shoutout to these 4 Inklings for making my best hour on Splatoon! That was the most fun I've had on the game, and I'm honored to have you as teammates and opponents to go against! Oroere, Kenan, Ke...