Fred: Are you still mad at me? Jessica: Twinkle, twinkle little stars. Fred: How i wonder what you are. Jessica: I wish i could hit you with my car. Fred: OK guess that is yes ;-;

IM BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!!! Thank you guys so so so so so so so much for the support! my inbox was 32!!! thank you guys so much!!

How every Call of Duty missions begins like: *Looks down at both hands* (Where am i?)

Teacher: Carl Carl: Yes? Teacher:Where is your essay? Carlos: Why do you care? Teacher: TURN IN YOUR ESSAY! Carl: IM NOT NO SNITCH! Teacher: ;-;

That one exuse u make to your teacher when she asks for your homework ›.‹

How getto people count 1-5 in the hood: Wone ,Toue,Trwee,Fou,Fiiive

If steroids are illegal for athletes Then photo shop should be illegal for models!

WE ABOUT TO HIT 200!

Meme of the day Worker: Welcome to pizza hut how may i help you? Me: Huh can i have a cheese pizza but with no cheese Worker: ;-; Me: Oh and with a diet water please thank you. Worker: Sir wha...

What kind of pig owner names their pig "Chris P. Bacon"

CHAT ROOM FROM GAMERBOY'S ARGUMENT!

Getting close to 200 followers need help getting closer to it ×.x

i bet this post wont get 35 yeahs IMPOSSIBLE!

Its been a long time since i done a story time on this and hello to the wonderful people of all miiverse :D