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    1. I had a dream last night I was debating some capitalist distant relative I didn't recognize; I brought up wage theft, and he replied with, "Wage theft? Ha, more like wage INCEST if anything!" as if that were some sort of witty comeback or ownage of me.
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    I think their reasoning was, "If we're going to analogize the interactions capitalists have w/their workers to any sort of crime, let's make it incest instead, bc workplaces're all just 1 big happy family, & being paid money oughta give these ungrateful plebs sexual pleasure"
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      ...which of course is pure bullshit, but you can't really expect better from imaginary characters invented by my brain's dream-creation circuits.
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