cooljeanius’s avatarcooljeanius’s Twitter Archive—№ 15,324

                                                    1. might not be able to livetweet the #DemDebate tonight; it'll depend on what @CJluvsMJ27 and I can get to work for our media setup...
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                                                    Never mind, she’s letting me sign in to my account from her phone... I love her so much. <3
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                                                  Agh they made a “translate” pun for Beto, I hate them. #DemDebate
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                                                It looks so weird watching this on an old dying CRT TV... Dana Bash’s color is bleeding all the way to the chair next to her #DemocraticDebate
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                                              Normally I do setups for my spoonerisms but I don’t think “Rim Tie-In” really needs one. #DemocraticDebate2020
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                                            Why the fuck are they doing the National Anthem? This isn’t a sporting event, it’s a debate where we’re supposed to be discussing ideas, not mindlessly participating in nationalistic rituals. #CNNSucks #demdebates2
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                                          And we’re already into an ad break before the debate actually starts? Wow this is horrible so far. #CNNSucks #DemDebate
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                                        Opening statements in this round; we didn’t have those last time... meh. #DemDebate2
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                                      I did like Williamson’s line about how America’s created a false god, I guess. #DemDebate2
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                                    #DropOutDelaney
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                                  #DropOutHickenlooper
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                                I don’t like Klobuchar, but I’m okay with her staying in the race until all the boring white guys who spoke before her have dropped out first. #DemDebate2
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                              I liked Mayor Pete’s “within cheating distance” quip, lol #DemDebate2
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                            Warren’s line about promising to work for whichever Dem gets the nom sounded like a subtle attempt at differentiating herself from Bernie. #DemDebate2
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                          #ShutUpDelaney
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                        OMG I love Warren calling Delaney out as a Republican. #DemDebate2
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                      “Medicare For All Who Want It” vs. “Medicare For America” vs. “Medicare X” is too confusing #DemDebate
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                    Stop referring to healthcare as a “business” Delaney. #DemDebate2
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                  Aw boo Williamson, you’re disappointing me with this healthcare response #DemDebate2
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                Didn’t catch if Buttigieg was praising or criticizing “triangulation” there, but props to him if it turns out it was the latter. #DemDebate2
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              No but really #DropOutDelaney
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            Klobuchar using deficit as a justification is evidence she’s actually conservative #DemocraticDebate2020
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          This question is about immigration, Williamson. #DemDebate
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        I mean I get where she was going, but she clearly didn’t have enough time to get there. #DemDebate
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      The NRA is dying; probably better to just name generic “gun fanatics” rather than focusing on a moribund org like the NRA specifically at this point. #DemDebate
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    Williamson seems to be learning to speak faster; maybe she snuck some of Trump’s Adderall while weren’t looking... (I was on Adderall too once btw) #DemDebates
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      Ok now THIS ad break is actually useful; I need a moment to catch up #DemDebate
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        #AskAClimateQuestion
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          Good to see candidates trying to sneak climate change talk in sideways even if the moderators won’t ask about it #DemDebate
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            Warren kinda dodged that “I’m a capitalist” question, but at least she owned Delaney on follow-up. #DemDebate
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              Ah, HERE we go with the climate question. Phew. #DemDebate
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                #LetBernieYell
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                  “dark psychic forces”
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                    Warren doing well with this question on white supremacy. #DemDebate
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                      Klobuchar is cutting Trump’s racist supporters too much slack. #DemDebate
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                        Whoa Beto just beat Williamson to the reparations punch... she’s making a decent response to him tho #DemDebate
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                          Dunno if Williamson’s math really checks out tho; I’ll wait on the wonks to analyze #DemDebate
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                            Tariffs now, meh, only Scott Lincicome cares about this. #DemDebates
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                              Actually I take that back, I’d care here if this were about video game tariffs and not just steel tariffs #DemDebate
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                                Mayor Pete had a good answer about the gig economy and Biblical teachings on oppressing the poor. #DemDebate
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                                  They should’ve given Warren more time to re-respond to Delaney on that question about her wealth tax #DemDebate
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                                    Mayor Pete seems to be the first candidate to bring up Facebook’s creepy targeting of advertisements with that for-profit colleges answer. (He should use an adblocker btw) #DemDebate
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                                      “Trump is a pathological liar; I tell the truth.” -Bernie with the perfect response to the moderators’ attempt to try to tie him to Trump on foreign policy #DemDebate
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                                        If Mayor Pete wants Congress to take the lead on issues of war and peace, he should run for that instead. #DemDebate
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                                          Warren with the nice smackdown of Tapper’s militarism #DemDebate
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                                            Mayor Pete is handling this question on age well. #DemDebate
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                                              Debate is dragging on kinda long now; let’s wrap it up #DemDebate
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                                                Ok closing statements now, finally #DemDebate
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                                                  Let me add in one more #DropOutDelaney for good measure
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                                                    Again, #DropOutHickenlooper
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                                                      Amy Klobuchar failing to read the room by bringing up her experience as prosecutor #DemDebate
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                                                        Ok it’s over now; switching devices... #DemDebate
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                                                          I wish I could split my attention more easily between debate reactions and Persona 5...