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@BillandTed3 @BenjaminPDixon Wait, if Keanu has birthdays… then that'd imply he ages. But that conclusion is clearly false: he doesn't age. So, via modus tollens, we can conclude that the premise is false, too: Keanu does not actually have birthdays. Today is not actually his birthday bc he doesn't have one