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  1. …in reply to @Ersatz_Attorney
    @Ersatz_Attorney @InternetHippo One dick, two dick, red dick, blue dick... I am the whoreax, I freak on men's trees... The Better BUTT-er Battle Book, except let's change what they're debating buttering the top side or the bottom side of...
    1. …in reply to @cooljeanius
      @Ersatz_Attorney @InternetHippo Thickdick, the Big Party Moose... heck, The Seven Lady Godivas would barely have to be changed: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Lady_Godivas?wprov=sfti1