cooljeanius’s avatarcooljeanius’s Twitter Archive—№ 66,336

  1. ...and then the next blind man grasped the elephant's tusk and said, "Surely an elephant is a very hard and sharp creature!" to which the elephant replied, "This isn't even my final form!" And then, the elephant was a zombie.
    1. …in reply to @cooljeanius
      (a philosophical zombie, to be specific)