cooljeanius’s avatarcooljeanius’s Twitter Archive—№ 67,337

  1. Jesus: “I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law.” Zeroth Century Pundits: “Wow why is Jesus being so divisive?! We need calls for unity!”