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  1. Hey stop wasting your heads of lettuce on those “can X last longer than a head of lettuce?” challenges; there are shortages: @CBC/1591445716496433152
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      This message is brought to you by Chauncey (right) and Griggs (left), who will gladly eat any lettuce for you that you're considering leaving lying around to see if something can outlast it. #モルモット
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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