Spotted a few gods hanging out on the racetrack...

Pictured: the total solar eclipse of 2035. I just wanted to point out that 2017 is both a) the exact halfway point between Dracula's death in 1999 and Dracula's "reawakening" in 2035, and b) Soma C...

[You know what Castlevania needs? ELVES!] "...what?"

Some things that appear in games are just weird, and deliberately so. I'm usually not the kind to just post about how weird it is, I hope. It needs something more to get that kind of attention from...

Ever been to one of those restaurants where they take your photo if you can devour the giant burger? ...I don't think I like this particular "equal opportunity"...

A frog playing guitar... and gold butterflies... am I about to unlock Margaret?

This is an exceptionally weird update for Victini, isn't it? * He finally gets the lollipops to reach 115 power as well as a skill swap to Last Ditch Effort, aka "I always win in the end!" * ...at ...

*...do you... um... have a phone for me to use? The call... well, it might be long-distance...*

That Spawn movie was over twenty years ago...

The beautiful shiny button! The jolly candy-like button! Will I hold out, folks? CAN I hold out?

This scene should not be happening. Not because they weren't talking about Hammer. They were. Not because they're in a second-floor room, though I admit it makes it a stranger scene.

"MUSCLY ARM MAGISWORD!"

Dear Catgirl Shanoa: How do you sharpen your claws with boxing gloves on?

So now I need to backtrack to the pyramid if I want to get the true ending, right?

I used to play that pinball a lot back when we had an arcade that had it. Also, I guess there was a TV show it was based on. And maybe a phone number?

Yoko truly has all the best angles!

"Allowing hordes of monsters to defeat me and reach the king's room... it was a VERY HAPPY LITTLE ACCIDENT!"

You're telling me I can transcend my limits and become an all-powerful magical being... if I eat too much candy? On it!

I... I cannot resist those eyes... those beads of sweat... ...I... have to quell fears. Even if it means using the most expensive Pokéballs available...

I don't know how Breeding Centers work, but I'm guessing this is not it.

...they're seriously giving out rewards via the Fibonacci sequence. Pokémathletes shall be pleased!

AAAUGH PIDER

"Mew!" "Mew!" 'Pew!' Who? "MEW!"

...nice blue outfit, shopkeeper. Remind me again why you weren't wearing it to begin with?

The sad truth is, they'd still have a house if they hadn't sent out Rambo just as fast as they could.