Now this is going to be a hearty meal!

I hear meat cooking!!

Good night everyone,sorry i was absent for the day. I'm truly beat though,I was prospecting my property for minerals,lots and lots of holes dug. I found one Geode that made it all worth it.

Good morning brothers and sisters!!

What's your favorite things to collect? Iv'e got quite a bit of precious gems that i collected over the years.

NOOO!! NOT THE NORMAL CLOTHES!!

This is pretty much the ferocity of my wife when she finds out i want to play monster hunter for a bit.

What is that Darknut doing to that Kargarok??

Now....who had the bright idea of not putting ME in Breath of the Wild?!?

I guess i'd better crouch in the corner and spam B!

....to brush my teeth for me!!

Now i shall bring you home and cook you alive for a legendary feast for my 111th birthday!

Looking good in my new Brute Tigrex armour,now onto the next set. BTW my friend just got a 4 inch roofing nail impaled through 3 of his fingers! OUCH! He showed up at my place instead of going to ...

These words are very familiar to me,i too am hungry.

I'm taking my daughter on a little fishing trip tomorrow,i hope she doesn't hate it too much. One things for sure,we need a lot of mosquito repellent.

GRUMBLE GRUMBLE...

My favorite,cave mushrooms.

I bet you would taste amazing boiled in some garlic butter.

What am i doing here anyways? There's no food in this crepuscular cave.

With this knife,no cheese stands a chance. I will digest them all!!!

Hmmm,yes! This bird will be perfect for the Grill tonight!