If i have to pay 40$ to go into a haunted house,i better perish in there!!

If you don't pay your exorcism ,do you get repossessed?

"...What's that? It's broken..? ...Ah-Ahem! Ahh! Umm... What a great sound!" — Old Zora

"Ambi??? Nay, 'tis I that must be dreamin'!!! I never thought we'd meet again after so long! Even now, when I think of our parting, it pains my heart. Though many years 'ave gone by since then, you...

"She always held the people foremost in her heart. But since she took that girl Nayru in, she has changed completely... She quit listening to my advice. It was that girl who suggested I be banished...

"So what kinda candy's never on time??? Choco-late! Isn't that a sweet joke!" — Comedian

My daughter is in such a good mood and full of energy this morning,she's dancing to a Pepto-Bismal commercial of all things. I wish things could stay this way forevermore,i haven't felt happiness l...

I may post some more quotes for a while starting tomorrow while i still have the chance. What game would you like to see them from.

Hello everyone!! It's been a long time but we're finally home until further notice! Everyone that sent us support are simply the best,infinite thank-you's!

Farewell to all,it was nice and a lot of fun,but life just got a lot more complicated for my family. My daughter is very sick and may not have very long,i'm going to spend ALL my time with her. Go...

The purge is extremely nigh!! Soon,people will understand.

Fokka are only found in the Great Palace where they await the Hero and are among the deadliest foes in all of Hyrule. They can leap with startling agility and deal enormous amounts of damage with e...

Geru are lizard-like warriors who are very similar in appearance to Lizalfos. Geru seem highly organized and most of them are found in the valleys of East Hyrule where they attack from beyond high ...

The Acheman is a vampire-like bat-demon that is part of the horde of underworld monsters that seek Ganon's resurrection. Although they do not disguise themselves as Hyruleans like Aches, they have ...

Morpha inhabited the Water Temple deep in Lake Hylia until Link was able to send it to the spirit realm. An unholy amoebae, Morpha possessed the ability to control the water in which it lived and c...

Also known as the Mysterious Woods, this eerie forest on Koholint Island is filled with dangerous enemies and confusing trails. Many residents of the nearby Mabe Village are currently lobbying to h...

Pengators are duck-billed mammals who live in arctic environments. They slide toward their prey on their stomachs with wide-open jaws.

Eyegores are monstrous black beasts with nothing more than a pulsating eyeball for a head. Needless to say, they are not at all friendly.

Carved into the mountain ridge that divides Hyrule Field and the sandy wasteland of the desert, the Gerudo Fortress is a maze of mesa dwellings linked together as an elaborate stronghold. The basti...

Native to the Goponga Swamp on Koholint Island, Giant Goponga Flowers are hearty plants which dig their roots deep into the swampy soil. When fully grown, these plants can shoot poisonous spores in...

Goriya are devilish creatures who use boomerangs as their primary weapons. They are about the same size as an average Hylian, and they emit a foul stench which precedes them wherever they go. More ...