As we all know, Miiverse is meeting it's demise on November eighth. I would just like to thank everyone for helping me reach thirty followers. I regret to inform you that this is my final Miiverse ...

Naming a sheep "jeb_" will cause it to change colors. Naming anything "Dinnerbone", or "Grumm" will cause it to turn upside down.

Wild Donkey at an airport!

Attention Mario Kart 8 players! On September 1st of 2017, "Goat" will be available in the Nintendo Eshop! Only $19.99!

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I made up my mind. I give up! I've been playing forever, and I still suck! How come every other player is super good, and I still haven't even found a main! Smash can't be fun when everyone else is...

Geez, moving really affects how you play games. It's only been a week without the Wii U, but combined with the stress of moving, you'd think it's been a year! And also, the cencors for the Guitar H...

Almost 3 years and I still suck at this game...

Octo Valley completely covered in ink! What am I doing with my life?

So a while back, I announced that I quit Smash because my Gamecube controller broke. But, I've actually been playing with the gamepad and slowly got better. Then, I figured out that Little Mac is b...

What in the name of god is this post?! Fidget spinners make me cringe just because they exist, and everyone knows how much I want a switch. Whoever posted this should delete it or I might die of cr...

Blackbelly Skatepark? The last time I played this map, Obama was still president.

Being a sniper, I'm extremely tired of having to do everything else. A team needs a sniper! The main job of a sniper is to take out enemies. Other weapons have different purposes! Please thank this...

*Slowly walks away*

Every day, an inkling is turned into a star. One yeah on this post will save an inkling from a that terrible fate.

I really wish the weapons were more customizible. Wouldn't it be awesome if you could choose what sub weapon you had, or if you could upgrade the range, power and fire rates? I seriously need a fas...

Splatoon 2 posts need to stop! All they do is get me mad for not having a switch. And if I even get one, The splatfests would already be over!

Mario Kart: 99% luck, 1% skill

Here at Super Bell Subway, we care more about the subway passengers than our racers. We chose a subway as a track because the idea of our racers getting ran over by trains delighted us. In other wo...

Here at N64 Rainbow Road, we ensure our racers that they will, in fact, die. Driving over a road that is constantly moving up and down will cause our racers to vomit, which will anger nearby chain ...

Here at Yoshi Valley, we ensure our racers that it will be completely safe. In other words, we lied to them. If one of our racers attempts to cross the bridge, they will probably fall off. Under th...

Here at Bowser's Castle, we won't make any promises that our racers will make it out alive. There is a possibilty of being burned by spinning balls of fire, falling into lava, getting your organs p...

Welcome to Piranha Plant Slide, where our drivers will either drown, or get their guts bitten out by a giant red plant with teeth sharper than those of a shark. Speaking of sharks, blood from wound...

Here at Sunshine Airport, we allow our racers to get up close and personal with huge jumbo jets! (Unless they get sucked into one of the four engines of a Boeing 747, that is) As you can see, there...