One of the marching bands we were watching this evening dabbed after an 8 count pivot and I have never wanted to vanish from this plane of existence more than I did in that moment.

I just... I just wanna squib party...

*Violently squid-flops on one person just because I saw them squid-flopping on my teammate*

I'm having a fin-tastic time! My battles have gone reely well, and I've seized a spot in the B rank!

These sunglasses hide my crippling depression and self esteem issues.