Welcome to Tomodachi Life, where it's usually opposite day.

9.2K achieved at Twisted Mansion! GG to everyone in this room!

BOOM! This was actually a decent WW. GG!

9K achieved at Super Bell Subway! Only 1K left until 10K! GG!

YES! I FINALLY DID IT! 1st marriage on the island!

Had some fun races with Slipstream, ag67, and Awesome! Slipstream also got 2.3K in this room! GG!

8.8K achieved at SNES Rainbow Road! GG!

GG! Had some fun races with Ridley, Slipstream, and Tomas! Thanks for playing guys!

10/10 Super Team. GO RIDLEY AND KONG!

Oh. Hi there.

Asleep at the park! Hm...maybe they should head to bed.

WELP. I THINK IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED.

Perfect.

Welp, it was fun! Some late night races, and Tyler is 100 from 20K! Too bad I probably won't be there to witness it, but good luck on it Tyler! Friends: Tyler Kong (not shown)

GG to everyone! Fun races! Friends: Riley W Kong MegaX Tyler (and his sister) ag67 (and his brother) Woodruff (not shown)

Uh...how can they taste good if they're ruined?

GG to everyone in Tyler's Friend Room! I had tons of fun! People who I played with: Tyler (and his sister Kit Kat) SlipStream (not shown) ag67 (and his brother Michael) Tunde and Kong!

Hm...

Happy BDay Tyler! Some birthday races with him, SlipStream, A¢el, and Awesome! Congrats on 17K Tyler, and 90K SlipStream! GG!

*Breathes in* THIS IS FINE.

To be honest, Kong should be winning this race by a mile. He's a monkey after all.

How can you write your name on the back of a Four-leaf clover?!

Picture of Splatoon boy and girl! Any recommendations? (For friends on island only)

Is this accurate? Possibly.