When I worry about things for no logical reason...

Anxiety: OKAY, BUT WHAT IF— Me: Homie, we went over this a hundred times yesterday and resolved it. Anxiety: Yes, but I looked at it with a new angle and found tw...

That moment when...

You gently throw your phone onto the bed, but it decides to ricochet off three walls, break a lamp, and kill a cat.

My talents are so hidden, not even I can find them!

What would Papyrus be called if he was a pastry?

Pap-PIE-rus