Can't figure out where to go/what to do here. Feels bad, like failing an intelligence test.

Oh my god, Becky...

Guess I found the max number of missile tanks.

Hmmm.

Oh.

Man on toilet?

Ron Jeremy in the background, very impressed by the fight.

Lots of fun enemy designs in DQ8 that you just don't see in other DQ games.

actual me vs the image I want to project

They don't write'em like they used to.

Um, yeah, sure Abe, whatever you say.

tfw Well, well, Gui.

Whoever thought having you tap the direction to move with the mermaid costume... ...was wrong.

Bishoujo Sailor PopStar

First you draw a circle...

I guess we'll never know where Mario took the giant solid gold Peach statue. Or is this Daisy? Has she already been forgotten?

In this minigame, ALWAYS GAMBLE. It's simple arithmetic. Maximum loss: 50 Maximum gain: 399

B-but I saw you die!

Geuyaah!!

The Three Little Pigs are a boss. This game was so weird.

42 guys. I should be able to pull this off.

This boss LOOKS impressive, but the fight is ultimately disappointing?

Surprised I got the reqs first try.

I know the Zora live long but this quest is SUPER skeevy.

I struggle to loop effectively, minimizing needless operations. I'm not a programmer, I don't have the training!